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Humor

By Buddy Freeman

Madison County

 

“LAUGHTER IS HEALTHY FOR YOU”

 

Every year the teacher sent a note home with each child that read: “Dear Parents if you promise not to believe everything your child says happened at school, I’ll promise not to believe everything he or she says happens at home.”

 

A veterinarian, who was also a taxidermist, had a sign in his office that said, “No matter what happens, you will still get your dog back.”

 

When another veterinarian takes his staff out to lunch, he puts a sign on the door that says, “SIT – STAY.”

 

A man noticed a young boy trying to reach the doorbell of a house. Thinking he might be able to help the boy; the man rang it for him. “Okay, what now?” he asked the boy. “Run like crazy! That’s what I am going to do!” replied the boy. Son: “Great news, Dad!” Dad: “What’s the great news?” Son: “You don’t have to buy me new books for school next year.  I’m taking all of the same classes again.”

 

A restaurant owner asked one of his employees to put a sign on the door because they were closing early. The employee wrote on the sign, “We are closing because we have run out of MEET.”

 

Some church members are kind, polite, and sweet-spirited until you try to sit in their pew.

 

Don’t let your worries get the best of you; remember, Moses started out as a basket case.